America still has some available. If you go through the proper hoops while building a house out in Nowhere, Kansas, you can get a free lot.
Apparently, there’s not a great demand for this brand of “Small Town Living.”
September 2005
Recipe For Disaster
Heh.
“Safest” Place To Live
One thing I thought about several times in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina is, “I’m glad that kind of thing doesn’t happen here.” Undoubtedly I’m not alone in pondering how susceptible this area is to natural disaster.
Generally, I think East Tennessee is pretty safe. This area isn’t prone to hurricane damage (several hundred miles from the ocean), earthquakes (several hundred miles from a major fault line), large tornadoes (too hilly), blizzards (too warm), or large wildfires (too wet). The primary natural disaster that threatens this area is (flash) flooding, which you can some degree insulate yourself from by not living in a low-lying area (there aren’t any large flood plains here).
Over at Slate, Brendan Koerner asks where the best place in America is to hide from mother nature. He bases his answer, in large part, to this FEMA graph, which plots presidential disaster declarations by county over a nearly 40-year span. I was surprised to see that East Tennessee is actually one of the more disaster-prone areas, based on the number of declarations. I assume that flooding is the major culprit.
Anyway, according to Mr. Koerner’s non-scientific analysis, what’s the “safest” place in America to live? Storrs, Connecticut.
The Birthday Problem
How large a group do you have to assemble before there’s a 50% that two people share the same birthday?
If, like me, you’re not mathematically minded, your initial hunch might be 183 (366/2).
Nope. It’s much lower.
Answer here.
Missing Children Network
As heartwarming as it might be that CNN has helped reunite a few families, I find the missing children scroll to be awfully annoying. The normal scroll at the bottom of the screen is bad enough, and that doesn’t take up over 1/3 of the screen.
I recall the good old days when news channels were theoretically about reporting news.
How Sad It Is To Be Out Of Power
On C-SPAN, the Senate Democratic Policy Committee is holding “hearings” on gasoline prices. The committee asked the CEOs of several large oil companies to come testify. Unfortunately, the committee can’t require anyone to appear, and–surprise–none of the oil executives showed up. So the first witness to testify at the session was some cranberry farmer from Massachusetts.
That ought to help them get to the bottom of things.
Of course, thanks to the recently-enacted Energy Bill, we no longer have a gasoline problem, anyway. So I don’t know why these people are wasting their time on this.