Memo to flyers:
In the event that you haven’t been paying attention the past three years, an airport really isn’t the place to crack bomb jokes these days.
Memo to flyers:
In the event that you haven’t been paying attention the past three years, an airport really isn’t the place to crack bomb jokes these days.
He then plunged his hand into his luggage and withdrew a Bible, declaring, ”This is my bomb,” federal agents charge.
For some reason that reminds me of the story being told of ballplayer Julio Franco:
Here’s a nice little article about ageless wonder Julio Franco. It includes his retort to professional moron Andy Van Slyke, who recklessly accused Franco of using steroids. Replied Franco, “I am on the juice. The juice of Jesus of Nazareth.” (I’m not sure I want to know what that is exactly.)
–Brian Gunn [redbirdnation.blogspot.com]
Apparently finding Jesus does something to your brain to make you find weird metaphors….