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War On Long Hair

Alert: a new weapon of mass intelligence destruction has been discovered:

North Korea has launched an intensive media assault on its latest arch enemy – the wrong haircut.
A campaign exhorting men to get a proper short-back-and-sides has been aired by state-run Pyongyang television.
The series is entitled Let us trim our hair in accordance with Socialist lifestyle.
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It stressed the “negative effects” of long hair on “human intelligence development”, noting that long hair “consumes a great deal of nutrition” and could thus rob the brain of energy.

Just another example of how a government can fool the masses into believing stupid stuff if it has the assistance of a compliant media.