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Oh, What a Tangled Web We Weave

Apparently money can’t solve all one’s problems:

An attorney for Rush Limbaugh charged Monday that the conservative talk show host was being blackmailed by the Florida couple whose allegations triggered an ongoing investigation into his purchases of painkillers.
During a hearing over whether prosecutors should have access to Limbaugh’s medical records, attorney Roy Black said Limbaugh paid “extreme amounts of money” to Wilma Cline, his former housekeeper, and her husband, first for pills and then for extortion. Black alleged that the Clines had threatened to go public with information about Limbaugh’s drug use unless they received $4 million.
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Sources have told CNN that the investigation into Limbaugh’s drug use began in February when Cline, who once worked as a housekeeper at his home in West Palm Beach, went to authorities.
The Clines later went public with their charges in the National Enquirer, alleging that Limbaugh’s representative had paid them hush money. Sources said the couple was paid a six-figure sum for their story.

This all couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.