Weather Closings

Snow hits the Tennessee Valley again. More closings to report:

• Karl Rove School of Latin-American Studies: Closed
• Britney Spears Emergency Marriage Counseling Clinic: Closed at 4 A.M.
• Washington Hog Heaven Footballaholics: Re-Opening 11 Years Late
• Steve Irwin Daycare Center: Closed Indefinitely
• Howard Dean Seminar on the Book of Job: Rescheduled for a Later Date
• Pete Rose Baseball Odds Makers: Open Two Hours Late

Stay tuned for more weather-related announcements.