50 MPH Uphill!
From an eBay bicycle auction:
It's #4 of 50 Made, I have gone 70mph on flat ground, 100mph down hill, 50mph uphill, i have entered this bike in 20 different races and the worst place was 5thHa ha. Very surprising that I haven't seen this seller on the winner's podium in the Tour de France.
The Question & Answer section is also hilarious. A sample:
Q: I was wondering if this bike would be able to handle freeway riding? At the types of speed that you mentioned I should easily be able to keep up with freeway traffic but would people want to crash me because of jealously towards my spandex gear.Cool. If I get that bike I can ride on I-40, and when the traffic backs up, I'll simply cruise between the lanes of cars. Time to fire up the PayPal account.
A: i have done freeway riding, ppl arent so much of assholes once your up there
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