Fast Service Guarantee

NBC News ran a story on a hospital emergency room will see you in 33 minutes or your exam is free:

NBC’s “Today” show focused on Green Bay and Madison on Monday in a segment on medical emergency rooms offering speedy service guarantees. “Today” said “perhaps the most generous offer” came from the Aurora Bay Care Medical Center in Green Bay, where a patient’s care is started in 33 minutes or less – or the exam is free, up to $400.
Aurora physician Dr. Steve Stroman was quoted: “I love it when patients say to me, ‘I came in and no one was here’ because the waiting room was empty.” Since Aurora Bay ER started the 33-minute guarantee last summer, business has increased about 10 percent. And out of 8,000 cases, the center has missed the 33-minute guarantee only twice.

I think quick medical care is a good idea, especially when it is on all those waiting in line in front of you.
I wish some local places would guarantee quick service. I remember a time not long ago when a post office sign said customers waiting more than five minutes would receive a free stamp. Too bad that offer disappeared, for these days I’d be getting a free stamp every time I went there.

Guess This Eliminates Bush The Elder

Just saw 41 at the Super Bowl:

Bob Woodward, a reporter on the team that covered the Watergate story, has advised his executive editor at the Washington Post that Throat is ill. And Ben Bradlee, former executive editor of the Post and one of the few people to whom Woodward confided his source’s identity, has publicly acknowledged that he has written Throat’s obituary.

The list of Deep Throat suspects currently in bad health can’t be that long. This should stir up speculation.

“Compassionate” Conservatism In Action

Actions speaking louder than words:

President Bush is proposing to reduce spending on public health and social welfare in the US to help pay for tax cuts and the war in Iraq, according to early reports of today’s White House budget.
In an attempt to keep government spending under control at a time of record deficits, Mr Bush’s proposals to Congress will include cuts in public housing subsidies, in health projects aimed at diseases related to poverty, and in food stamps, which help America’s poorest buy groceries.
Mr Bush inherited a budget surplus from Bill Clinton but is now running deficits of over $400bn (�215bn) a year, partly as a result of an economic slump and the September 11 attacks. But the turnaround is also due to huge tax cuts which disproportionately benefit the wealthiest 1% of Americans, and the war in Iraq, for which the administration has asked for another $80bn this year.

And don’t forget our veterans:

President Bush’s budget would more than double the co-payment charged to many veterans for prescription drugs and would require some to pay a new fee of $250 a year for the privilege of using government health care, administration officials said Sunday.

Support our troops!
None of this is much of a surprise. Bush Government, Inc. is designed to offer high returns to the investors (i.e., contributors) who brought it to power. None of the above fit in that select group. So their interests take a back seat to the preferred stockholders.

Company Fan

Catching up on some earlier news. As a Redskins fan, I note that this attempted policy was lame:

The Washington Redskins said yesterday they would no longer require season ticket holders who buy their seats with a credit card to use a Redskins Extra Points MasterCard, dropping a policy the team had announced only a week ago.
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The requirement that fans use a Redskins credit card, which would have affected those buying tickets to FedEx Field’s 66,500 regular admission seats, was announced last week in a letter to season ticket holders. Since 2000, Redskins fans have been able to use any credit card to buy their seats, and have always been able to pay by cash or personal check. The team will continue to accept cash or checks, as well as any type of MasterCard, for seats next season.

Why this credit card?

The effect of the Extra Points card on the team’s profitability would be minimal, according to the Redskins. The Extra Points cards, issued by league sponsor MBNA Bank, help market the club’s brand and allow the team to track its customers’ spending habits, allowing more targeted advertising.

More consumer monitoring. Just another sad effort to make consumers wholly-owned subsidiaries of corporate America. Alas.