Former University President Troubles

Looks like the University of Tennessee isn’t the only institution that’s had them:

A former University of South Carolina president was sentenced Monday to three years in prison for scheming to get visas under false names and launder drug money.
James Holderman, 68, of Charleston, South Carolina, will face three years’ probation and community service after completing his sentence. U.S. District Judge Paul Huck denied him bond and sent him straight to prison.
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Holderman’s 13 years at the university ended in a financial scandal in 1990. He was convicted of state charges in that matter and subsequent federal bankruptcy fraud charges.

Terror Threats

Many of you probably learned about this yesterday, but I want to include it for the historical record:

FBI Urges Police to Watch for People Carrying Almanacs
The FBI is warning police nationwide to be alert for people carrying almanacs, cautioning that the popular reference books covering everything from abbreviations to weather trends could be used for terrorist planning.
In a bulletin sent Christmas Eve to about 18,000 police organizations, the FBI said terrorists may use almanacs “to assist with target selection and pre-operational planning.”
It urged officers to watch during searches, traffic stops and other investigations for anyone carrying almanacs, especially if the books are annotated in suspicious ways.
“The practice of researching potential targets is consistent with known methods of al-Qaida and other terrorist organizations that seek to maximize the likelihood of operational success through careful planning,” the FBI wrote.

The government did acknowledge that not everyone reading an almanac is necessarily a terrorist:

The FBI noted that use of almanacs or maps may be innocent, “the product of legitimate recreational or commercial activities.” But it warned that when combined with suspicious behavior — such as apparent surveillance — a person with an almanac “may point to possible terrorist planning.”

For their part, manufacturers of these dangerous instruments appear to be cooperating with authorities:

“While we doubt that our editorial content would be of particular interest to people who would wish to do us harm, we will certainly cooperate to the fullest with national authorities at any level they deem appropriate,” [Old Farmers Almanac] publisher John Pierce said.

That’s comforting. What’s not is the fact that the agency bringing us this silliness is one that’s been amassing more and more power to snoop through our personal information.

Weapons of Mass Destruction Found in Baghdad Texas

Last month, a defendant pleaded guilty to possessing “a sodium-cyanide bomb capable of killing thousands, more than a hundred explosives, half a million rounds of ammunition,” and dozens of other illegal weapons. Terrorism expert Daniel Levitas described the nab “at the very top of all domestic terrorist arrests in the past 20 years in terms of the lethality of the arsenal.”
Funny that in this era of flashing color-coded alerts and endless government press conferences, I hadn’t heard of this case. Or is it?

[O]utside Tyler, Texas, the case is almost unknown. In the past nine months, there have been two government press releases and a handful of local stories, but no press conference and no coverage in the national newspapers.

So why, you may ask, hasn’t the government and media been publicizing this case? The answer may lie in the other items that authorities found: “white-supremacist and anti-government literature.” You see, the defendant, William Krar, is a white American, not a Koran-reading Arab. So apparently his bombs are not as dangerous as al Qaeda’s.
Levitas understates the obvious:

“Excuse me, a chemical weapon was found in the home state of George Bush,” says Levitas. “I’m not saying the Justice Department deliberately decided to downplay the story because they thought it might be embarrassing to the US government if weapons of mass destruction were found in America before they were found in Iraq. But I am saying it was a mistake not to give this higher profile.”

I’ll be more direct: If authorities had seized Krar’s stash in the hands of an Iraqi national living in the U.S., every high-ranking Bush administration official would have been trumpeting this case in front of the cameras as proof that the invasion of Iraq was warranted. But since there’s little political currency to be gained from locking up a right-wing extremist, the incident proceeds virtually unannounced.

Letters to the Editor

Here’s another one for those who verify every published letter:
Dear Knoxville News Sentinel,
Just wanted to let everyone know that I didn’t make a stop at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue this Christmas. President Bush has been very naughty. He better start being nice or he will soon have all his toys taken away.
Sincerely,
Santa Claus
North Pole