{"id":1351,"date":"2004-12-23T00:27:44","date_gmt":"2004-12-23T05:27:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wordpress\/2004\/12\/happy_festivus\/"},"modified":"2004-12-23T00:27:44","modified_gmt":"2004-12-23T05:27:44","slug":"happy_festivus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2004\/12\/happy_festivus\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Festivus!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t forget <a title=\"Festivus\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Festivus\">the main elements<\/a> in your celebrations:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The Festivus Pole<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>The Airing of Grievances<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>The Feats of Strength<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kwillis.com\/festivus.html\">A Festivus for the rest of us<\/a>!<br \/>\nUPDATE: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/12\/19\/fashion\/19FEST.html?ex=1261112400&#038;en=4f2d044d214f6bab&#038;ei=5090&#038;partner=rssuserland\">Festivus history<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2004\/12\/happy_festivus\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to Happy Festivus!\"><p>Don&#8217;t forget the main elements in your celebrations: The Festivus Pole The Airing of Grievances The Feats of Strength A Festivus for the rest of us! UPDATE: Festivus history.<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1351","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}