{"id":1400,"date":"2005-01-12T19:28:12","date_gmt":"2005-01-13T00:28:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wordpress\/2005\/01\/war_on_long_hair\/"},"modified":"2005-01-12T19:28:12","modified_gmt":"2005-01-13T00:28:12","slug":"war_on_long_hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2005\/01\/war_on_long_hair\/","title":{"rendered":"War On Long Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alert: a new <a title=\"N Korea wages war on long hair\" href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/asia-pacific\/4157121.stm\">weapon of mass intelligence destruction<\/a> has been discovered:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>North Korea has launched an intensive media assault on its latest arch enemy &#8211; the wrong haircut.<br \/>\nA campaign exhorting men to get a proper short-back-and-sides has been aired by state-run Pyongyang television.<br \/>\nThe series is entitled Let us trim our hair in accordance with Socialist lifestyle.<br \/>\n. . .<br \/>\nIt stressed the &#8220;negative effects&#8221; of long hair on &#8220;human intelligence development&#8221;, noting that long hair &#8220;consumes a great deal of nutrition&#8221; and could thus rob the brain of energy.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Just another example of how a government can fool the masses into believing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whitehouse.gov\/infocus\/iraq\/\">stupid stuff<\/a> if it has the assistance of a compliant media.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2005\/01\/war_on_long_hair\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to War On Long Hair\"><p>Alert: a new weapon of mass intelligence destruction has been discovered: North Korea has launched an intensive media assault on its latest arch enemy &#8211; the wrong haircut. A campaign exhorting men to get a proper short-back-and-sides has been aired by state-run Pyongyang television. The series is entitled Let us trim our hair in accordance [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1400","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}