{"id":1485,"date":"2005-02-08T23:22:53","date_gmt":"2005-02-09T04:22:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wordpress\/2005\/02\/fashion_police_1\/"},"modified":"2005-02-08T23:22:53","modified_gmt":"2005-02-09T04:22:53","slug":"fashion_police_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2005\/02\/fashion_police_1\/","title":{"rendered":"Fashion Police"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Underwear Police? Virginians May Be Fined For Low-Cut Pants\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc30.com\/news\/4174793\/detail.html\">Literally<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The Virginia House of Delegates has tentatively approved a bill to crack down on people who wear low-riding pants.<br \/>\nFreshman Norfolk Delegate Algie Howell Jr. introduced the bill at the urging of constituents who are offended by the exposed underwear.<br \/>\n. . .<br \/>\nDelegates approved a measure that would allow police to assess a $50 fine on anyone who exposes their below-waist underpants in a &#8220;lewd or indecent manner.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What if I&#8217;m offended by lawmakers who waste legislative time and government resources passing silly bills?  Can  we ban them from entering the state capitol?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2005\/02\/fashion_police_1\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to Fashion Police\"><p>Literally: The Virginia House of Delegates has tentatively approved a bill to crack down on people who wear low-riding pants. Freshman Norfolk Delegate Algie Howell Jr. introduced the bill at the urging of constituents who are offended by the exposed underwear. . . . Delegates approved a measure that would allow police to assess a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1485","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1485"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}