{"id":1495,"date":"2005-02-10T14:35:32","date_gmt":"2005-02-10T19:35:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wordpress\/2005\/02\/things_i_hope_never_happen_to\/"},"modified":"2005-02-10T14:35:32","modified_gmt":"2005-02-10T19:35:32","slug":"things_i_hope_never_happen_to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2005\/02\/things_i_hope_never_happen_to\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I Hope Never Happen To Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[If I&#8217;m ever married] my wife having a sexual affair <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tennessean.com\/local\/archives\/05\/01\/65469171.shtml\">with a 13-year-old boy<\/a>.<br \/>\nSeems like it&#8217;s been going around lately.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2005\/02\/things_i_hope_never_happen_to\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to Things I Hope Never Happen To Me\"><p>[If I&#8217;m ever married] my wife having a sexual affair with a 13-year-old boy. Seems like it&#8217;s been going around lately.<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1495","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}