{"id":1690,"date":"2005-06-28T02:07:22","date_gmt":"2005-06-28T06:07:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wordpress\/2005\/06\/jaws\/"},"modified":"2005-06-28T02:07:22","modified_gmt":"2005-06-28T06:07:22","slug":"jaws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2005\/06\/jaws\/","title":{"rendered":"Jaws"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently September 11 didn&#8217;t change <i>everything<\/i> after all.  Looks like we still need <a title=\"Eschaton\" href=\"http:\/\/atrios.blogspot.com\/2005_06_26_atrios_archive.html#111989722341522764\">a bigger boat<\/a>.<br \/>\nEven the local news had a shark story in the first five minutes of the broadcast last night, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ripleysaquariumofthesmokies.com\/\">these<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tennesseeaquarium.com\/\">these<\/a>  are the only threatening sharks within a couple hundred miles.  But stay tuned to learn how you can avoid becoming the victim of a shark attack.<br \/>\nAccording to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulharvey.com\/\">Paul Harvey news<\/a> yesterday, on average the following number of Americans are killed each year:<br \/>\n&#8211;1 person by sharks<br \/>\n&#8211;24 from being gored by cattle<br \/>\n&#8211;88 from being thrown off horses<br \/>\n&#8211;168 when their vehicle collides with a deer<br \/>\nI wonder how often TV news or national news magazines run features on how dangerous it is to ride a horse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2005\/06\/jaws\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to Jaws\"><p>Apparently September 11 didn&#8217;t change everything after all. Looks like we still need a bigger boat. Even the local news had a shark story in the first five minutes of the broadcast last night, and these and these are the only threatening sharks within a couple hundred miles. But stay tuned to learn how you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1690","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1690"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1690\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}