{"id":2058,"date":"2006-08-20T15:38:26","date_gmt":"2006-08-20T19:38:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wordpress\/2006\/08\/were_all_going_to_be_killed\/"},"modified":"2006-08-20T15:38:26","modified_gmt":"2006-08-20T19:38:26","slug":"were_all_going_to_be_killed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2006\/08\/were_all_going_to_be_killed\/","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;re All Going To Be Killed!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to CNN, I will no longer be taking <a href=\"http:\/\/americablog.blogspot.com\/2006\/08\/this-is-currently-on-cnns-home-page.html\">walks around my neighborhood<\/a>.<br \/>\nHmmm, come to think of it, one of the people down the street does keep bees.  That&#8217;s suspicious . . . they could be used in a terrorist plot.<br \/>\nLook out: Bees on a plane!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2006\/08\/were_all_going_to_be_killed\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to We&#8217;re All Going To Be Killed!!!!!\"><p>Thanks to CNN, I will no longer be taking walks around my neighborhood. Hmmm, come to think of it, one of the people down the street does keep bees. That&#8217;s suspicious . . . they could be used in a terrorist plot. Look out: Bees on a plane!!<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2058","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2058"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2058\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}