{"id":2095,"date":"2006-09-26T17:20:51","date_gmt":"2006-09-26T21:20:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wordpress\/2006\/09\/another_dumb_cr\/"},"modified":"2006-09-26T17:20:51","modified_gmt":"2006-09-26T21:20:51","slug":"another_dumb_cr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2006\/09\/another_dumb_cr\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Dumb Criminal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Teen busted for pot after hitching ride with cops\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wbir.com\/news\/local\/story.aspx?storyid=38172\">A free tip<\/a> for would-be criminals: if you are carrying around marijuana, it&#8217;s best not to attempt to hitch a ride with a police officer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2006\/09\/another_dumb_cr\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to Another Dumb Criminal\"><p>A free tip for would-be criminals: if you are carrying around marijuana, it&#8217;s best not to attempt to hitch a ride with a police officer.<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2095","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2095"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2095\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}