{"id":2100,"date":"2006-09-29T01:30:17","date_gmt":"2006-09-29T05:30:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wordpress\/2006\/09\/usmexican_borde\/"},"modified":"2006-09-29T01:30:17","modified_gmt":"2006-09-29T05:30:17","slug":"usmexican_borde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2006\/09\/usmexican_borde\/","title":{"rendered":"U.S.\/Mexican Border Volleyball"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Based on the campaign commercials I&#8217;ve paid attention to the past few weeks, illegal immigration is apparently the top issue Tennessee voters face in November.<br \/>\nIf I were a campaign consultant (candidates: get your offers ready), I imagine a negative TV ad as follows:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Candidate X thinks border security should be treated like <a title=\"Playing volleyball across US-Mexico fence\" href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2006\/09\/28\/playing_volleyball_a.html\">this<\/a> [show footage of volleyball match].  A vote for X is a vote for open borders.  Vote for Y.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That ought to stir a few of our culture warriors up.<br \/>\nOn a thinly related matter, but this reminds me of the multicultural volleyball experience I had a few weeks back.  Usually I play recreational volleyball one night a week at my church.  One week a bunch of players from an affiliated Hispanic group unexpectedly showed up.  Somehow I found myself on a team consisting of a Hispanic\/American guy (who speaks English and is a regular), and four other people who, as far as I could tell, didn&#8217;t speak any English.  Fortunately, a basic game doesn&#8217;t require much communication, so I managed not to make a fool of myself.  But needless to say, we didn&#8217;t attempt to  implement much strategy.<br \/>\nThe funniest part may have been the appearance of the team.  Not trying to get into ethnic stereotypes here, but there was a distinct pattern.  I&#8217;m 5&#8217;10&#8221;, if I stand on my toes.  There was one other guy about my height, and the rest of the players were at least 4 inches shorter than me.  It was odd being the &#8220;tall&#8221; guy on the team, as if the universe had tipped off its axis.<br \/>\nBut what those guys lacked in stature, they made up for with hustle.  Quite a feisty bunch, who didn&#8217;t want to give up on points.  It was refreshing to watch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2006\/09\/usmexican_borde\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to U.S.\/Mexican Border Volleyball\"><p>Based on the campaign commercials I&#8217;ve paid attention to the past few weeks, illegal immigration is apparently the top issue Tennessee voters face in November. If I were a campaign consultant (candidates: get your offers ready), I imagine a negative TV ad as follows: Candidate X thinks border security should be treated like this [show [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2100","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}