{"id":2102,"date":"2006-09-29T10:10:20","date_gmt":"2006-09-29T14:10:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wordpress\/2006\/09\/fire_suppressor\/"},"modified":"2006-09-29T10:10:20","modified_gmt":"2006-09-29T14:10:20","slug":"fire_suppressor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2006\/09\/fire_suppressor\/","title":{"rendered":"Fire Suppressor Factory Burns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Chimfex Fire Suppressor - SOLD OUT\" href=\"http:\/\/www.northlineexpress.com\/detail~PRODUCT_ID~5RU-3412.asp\">Heh<\/a>.  If only the factory workers had something on hand to extinguish the fire . . . .<br \/>\nEven the product description is contradictory.  It says: &#8220;Chimfex sticks are indispensable as your first line of defense for controlling fires.&#8221;  But then: &#8220;CAUTION: ALWAYS CALL YOUR LOCAL FIRE DEPARTMENT FIRST!&#8221;  So I guess the sticks are your &#8220;first&#8221; defense <em>after<\/em> you call the fire department.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2006\/09\/fire_suppressor\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to Fire Suppressor Factory Burns\"><p>Heh. If only the factory workers had something on hand to extinguish the fire . . . . Even the product description is contradictory. It says: &#8220;Chimfex sticks are indispensable as your first line of defense for controlling fires.&#8221; But then: &#8220;CAUTION: ALWAYS CALL YOUR LOCAL FIRE DEPARTMENT FIRST!&#8221; So I guess the sticks are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2102","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}