{"id":2554,"date":"2014-08-09T09:00:46","date_gmt":"2014-08-09T13:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/?p=2554"},"modified":"2014-08-09T04:00:28","modified_gmt":"2014-08-09T08:00:28","slug":"avoided-the-stinging-swarm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2014\/08\/avoided-the-stinging-swarm\/","title":{"rendered":"Avoided The Stinging Swarm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I seem to have more than my share of bad luck, so it&#8217;s worth noting when good fortune smiles my way.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday afternoon I was mowing at my church, as I do every week.\u00a0 I was on the riding mower, going back and forth on a level area of lawn.\u00a0 As I approach the middle of this particular section, I noticed what looked like bugs flying around.<\/p>\n<p>As I get closer, my vision improved, and I saw that it wasn&#8217;t just a few insects, but dozens&#8211;perhaps more than one hundred&#8211;swarming low around a spot on the ground.<\/p>\n<p>Whoa!\u00a0 I&#8217;ve seen this act before.\u00a0 Those weren&#8217;t bugs, they were yellow jackets, and they were all riled up.<\/p>\n<p>I spot several of them headed in my direction.\u00a0 I lift up on the mower&#8217;s forward pedal and slam down the reverse pedal.\u00a0 The mower doesn&#8217;t go fast backwards, at all.\u00a0 And it never seemed slower than it did at that moment.\u00a0 But somehow I managed to get away without being stung.<\/p>\n<p>Minutes later I approached the scene again, much more carefully&#8211;on foot&#8211;to assess the situation.\u00a0 There was indeed a hole in the ground, with a steady stream of yellow jackets going in and out.<\/p>\n<p>My first pass had been close enough that the mower vibrations had stirred them up from the depths of the nest.\u00a0 But I was going fast enough to escape the initial wave of danger.\u00a0 By the time I returned for the second pass, they had assumed their battle stations and were ready to attack.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, this encounter surprised me.\u00a0 Last time I mowed, I didn&#8217;t see a sign of yellow jackets.\u00a0 Seven days later, there&#8217;s a nest with hundreds of them.\u00a0 Sometimes nature is unpredictable.<\/p>\n<p>As I said, this isn&#8217;t my first run-in with yellow jackets.\u00a0 A couple summers ago I mowed over a nest and got stung three times.\u00a0 Those things really hurt.\u00a0 I&#8217;m very thankful this confrontation wasn&#8217;t as painful.\u00a0 It could have been much worse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2014\/08\/avoided-the-stinging-swarm\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to Avoided The Stinging Swarm\"><p>I seem to have more than my share of bad luck, so it&#8217;s worth noting when good fortune smiles my way. Yesterday afternoon I was mowing at my church, as I do every week.\u00a0 I was on the riding mower, going back and forth on a level area of lawn.\u00a0 As I approach the middle [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2554","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2554"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2554\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2556,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2554\/revisions\/2556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}