{"id":353,"date":"2003-12-19T18:26:08","date_gmt":"2003-12-19T23:26:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wordpress\/2003\/12\/weather_closings\/"},"modified":"2003-12-19T18:26:08","modified_gmt":"2003-12-19T23:26:08","slug":"weather_closings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2003\/12\/weather_closings\/","title":{"rendered":"Weather Closings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The snow flurries have been flying fast and furious today in the Tennessee Valley.  And although none of it has accumulated on nearby roads thus far, it has prompted a series of weather-related closings.<br \/>\nThe following will be closed\/canceled until conditions improve:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Joe Horn&#8217;s Sportsmanship Symposium<br \/>\n&#8220;Successful Strategies for Government Contract Bidding&#8221; by Halliburton Government Affairs Executive Charles Dominy<br \/>\nBill O&#8217;Reilly Center for First Amendment Studies<br \/>\nSaddam Hussein&#8217;s Rat Hole Remodeling Workshop<br \/>\nParis Hilton&#8217;s Cattle Husbandry Seminar<br \/>\n&#8220;Doctor Shopping for Dummies&#8221; by Rush Limbaugh<br \/>\nJohn Kerry Credit Counseling Center<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Stay tuned for more weather-related announcements. . . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2003\/12\/weather_closings\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to Weather Closings\"><p>The snow flurries have been flying fast and furious today in the Tennessee Valley. And although none of it has accumulated on nearby roads thus far, it has prompted a series of weather-related closings. The following will be closed\/canceled until conditions improve: Joe Horn&#8217;s Sportsmanship Symposium &#8220;Successful Strategies for Government Contract Bidding&#8221; by Halliburton Government [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-353","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}