{"id":357,"date":"2003-12-21T18:53:46","date_gmt":"2003-12-21T23:53:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wordpress\/2003\/12\/web_humor_3\/"},"modified":"2003-12-21T18:53:46","modified_gmt":"2003-12-21T23:53:46","slug":"web_humor_3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2003\/12\/web_humor_3\/","title":{"rendered":"Web Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Want to buy elections today and have your kids pay for them tomorrow?  Sign on with the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailykos.com\/story\/2003\/12\/21\/232031\/84\">Republicard<\/a> and spend like there&#8217;s no tomorrow!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/tomburka.com\/archives\/2003_12.php#000370\">Democrats Declare Nader Enemy Combatant<\/a>.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8&#038;q=unelectable\">Google fun<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2003\/12\/web_humor_3\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to Web Humor\"><p>Want to buy elections today and have your kids pay for them tomorrow? Sign on with the Republicard and spend like there&#8217;s no tomorrow! &#8220;Democrats Declare Nader Enemy Combatant.&#8221; Google fun.<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-357","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=357"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}