{"id":60,"date":"2003-10-17T00:03:41","date_gmt":"2003-10-17T04:03:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wordpress\/2003\/10\/fnc_humor\/"},"modified":"2003-10-17T00:03:41","modified_gmt":"2003-10-17T04:03:41","slug":"fnc_humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2003\/10\/fnc_humor\/","title":{"rendered":"FNC Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cleavelin.net\/2003_10_01_archive.html#106624398265130133\">Musings of a Philosophical Scrivener<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Up in Heaven, Alexander the Great, Frederick the Great and Napoleon are looking down on events in Iraq.<br \/>\nAlexander says, &#8220;Wow, if I had just one of Bush&#8217;s armored divisions, I would definitely have conquered India.&#8221;<br \/>\nFrederick the Great states, &#8220;Surely if I only had a few squadrons of Bush&#8217;s air force I would have won the Seven Years War decisively in a matter of weeks.&#8221;<br \/>\nThere is a long pause as three continue to watch events. Then Napoleon speaks, &#8220;And if I only had that Fox News, no one would have ever known that I lost the Russia campaign.&#8221; <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usndemvet.com\/blog\/archives\/001072.html\">Democratic Veteran<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2003\/10\/fnc_humor\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to FNC Humor\"><p>From Musings of a Philosophical Scrivener: Up in Heaven, Alexander the Great, Frederick the Great and Napoleon are looking down on events in Iraq. Alexander says, &#8220;Wow, if I had just one of Bush&#8217;s armored divisions, I would definitely have conquered India.&#8221; Frederick the Great states, &#8220;Surely if I only had a few squadrons of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-60","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}