{"id":68,"date":"2003-10-20T02:55:04","date_gmt":"2003-10-20T06:55:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wordpress\/2003\/10\/lunar_opportunity\/"},"modified":"2003-10-20T02:55:04","modified_gmt":"2003-10-20T06:55:04","slug":"lunar_opportunity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2003\/10\/lunar_opportunity\/","title":{"rendered":"Lunar Opportunity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got $29.99 to invest?  How about purchasing real estate . . . <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lunarlandrush.com\/\">on the moon<\/a>?<br \/>\nYes, it&#8217;s hard to believe, but thanks to the fine folks at the Lunar Embassy, your dream of owning a lunar acre can come true.<br \/>\nFor this low price, will you receive: (1) a deed for your tract; (2) a moon map to locate it; (3) a registration card (registration is key step which will enable you to participate in up-coming Moon elections); and (4) mineral rights to your land (in case oil or some mineral is discovered there).<br \/>\nNot pursuaded yet?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The Moon is a symbol of hope, romance, achievement, wonder, and mysticism. There is nothing more symbolic and romantic on Earth one can give to a loved one. When you buy property on the Moon, please enjoy it, because that is what this really is all about. You can look into the night sky and say, &#8220;I own a piece of that&#8221;!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Don&#8217;t wait.  Join the &#8220;over 2,000.000+ people&#8221; (sales figure precisely measured to 1\/1,000th of a person) who could be your neighbors on the moon&#8211;if only there was a way to get there.  Satisfaction with your moon acre is guaranteed or your money back.<br \/>\nVia spam.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2003\/10\/lunar_opportunity\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to Lunar Opportunity\"><p>Got $29.99 to invest? How about purchasing real estate . . . on the moon? Yes, it&#8217;s hard to believe, but thanks to the fine folks at the Lunar Embassy, your dream of owning a lunar acre can come true. For this low price, will you receive: (1) a deed for your tract; (2) a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-68","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}