{"id":847,"date":"2004-04-09T00:46:26","date_gmt":"2004-04-09T04:46:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wordpress\/2004\/04\/im_fired\/"},"modified":"2004-04-09T00:46:26","modified_gmt":"2004-04-09T04:46:26","slug":"im_fired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2004\/04\/im_fired\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Fired"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to the <a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\/users\/lexclark\/quizzes\/Which%20Apprentice%20are%20You?\">Which Apprentice are You? test<\/a>, I&#8217;m <a href=\"http:\/\/theapprentice.typepad.com\/the_apprentice\/2004\/01\/you_are_most_li_10.html\">David<\/a>, the first person fired: &#8220;<i>I&#8217;m smarter than the competition. I&#8217;ll out-think them<\/i>.&#8221;<br \/>\nVia <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oliverwillis.com\/apprentice\/archives\/002254.html\"><i>Apprentice<\/i> Watch<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/2004\/04\/im_fired\/\" rel=\"bookmark\" title=\"Permalink to I&#8217;m Fired\"><p>According to the Which Apprentice are You? test, I&#8217;m David, the first person fired: &#8220;I&#8217;m smarter than the competition. I&#8217;ll out-think them.&#8221; Via Apprentice Watch.<\/p>\n<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-847","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"h-entry","8":"hentry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=847"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/847\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brianarner.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}