The snow flurries have been flying fast and furious today in the Tennessee Valley. And although none of it has accumulated on nearby roads thus far, it has prompted a series of weather-related closings.
The following will be closed/canceled until conditions improve:
Joe Horn’s Sportsmanship Symposium
“Successful Strategies for Government Contract Bidding” by Halliburton Government Affairs Executive Charles Dominy
Bill O’Reilly Center for First Amendment Studies
Saddam Hussein’s Rat Hole Remodeling Workshop
Paris Hilton’s Cattle Husbandry Seminar
“Doctor Shopping for Dummies” by Rush Limbaugh
John Kerry Credit Counseling Center
Stay tuned for more weather-related announcements. . . .
DANG! and I was SO looking forward to seeing Paris demonstrate the proper way of milking a Jersey by hand!…
This was just handed to me: