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Debates

Can’t these big media organizations come up with people to host a decent debate?

  • Candidate A, you recently said that you are the best man for the job. Are you trying to say that Candidate B isn’t a man?
  • Candidate A, which of Candidate B’s personal characteristics do you wish you had?
  • Candidate A, which of these other candidates would you vote for?
  • To all the candidates: since you’re all American citizens, do you think a foreigner should be allowed here to debate you?

Sheesh. I think the best debates we’ve had so far were the ones where the local people in Iowa and New Hampshire were calling the shots.