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Al Qaeda Miracle Treatment Exposed

For years reports have swirled about al Qaeda’s proclivity to experiment with chemicals and the like. What have they been working on? The secret is now out. They’ve developed a method to regenerate lost limbs!

Senior U.S. officials told CNN on Tuesday that they now believe fugitive terrorism suspect Abu Musab al-Zarqawi did not have a leg amputated in Iraq, as the Bush administration had previously said.
Although the administration pointed to Iraq’s medical assistance to al-Zarqawi as evidence of a link between al Qaeda and Saddam Hussein’s regime, it’s now believed that al-Zarqawi still has both legs.

Surprise. Another Bush pre-war claim gone bad. By now it’s easier to count the administration’s true statements than it would be to tally the false ones.

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