The Onion:
According to key members of the Bush Administration, the tragic proceedings of the 9/11 commission, which devastated the political lives of numerous government officials, could have been averted with preventive action in 2002 and 2003.
“A few adept legislative maneuvers could have saved the reputations of hundreds,” President Bush’s counterterrorism chief Fran Townsend told reporters Monday. “Had we foreseen the dangers of the commission’s deceptively simple requests, we could have spared dozens of victims from the shocking, public mangling of their careers.”
Greetings,
I saw this too, and LOL!
But they did get one fact wrong, to date, only one person has had his career ruined by that easily averted committee, Tenet, no other Bush people appear to be in trouble yet, at least until November….