Apparently September 11 didn’t change everything after all. Looks like we still need a bigger boat.
Even the local news had a shark story in the first five minutes of the broadcast last night, and these and these are the only threatening sharks within a couple hundred miles. But stay tuned to learn how you can avoid becoming the victim of a shark attack.
According to Paul Harvey news yesterday, on average the following number of Americans are killed each year:
–1 person by sharks
–24 from being gored by cattle
–88 from being thrown off horses
–168 when their vehicle collides with a deer
I wonder how often TV news or national news magazines run features on how dangerous it is to ride a horse.
How dangerous it is to ride a horse? Someone should alert the nation to the dangers of those killer deer preying on us….
I’ll be too scared to drive through a forest again.