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Aging

You can tell you’re getting there when you don’t remember how old you are:

It’s unsustainable growth, because a lot of people like me are getting ready to retire. (Laughter.) In my case, I turn 60 in 2008 — that’s a convenient date for me — (laughter) — 62 in 2008; 60 this year, unfortunately.

Bush’s speechwriters better include that joke on the teleprompter and not leave it to chance again.