North of the Border

. . . they’re trying to figure Americans out:

Pierre Bechard, a spokesman for Foreign Affairs and International Trade Canada, said Millward Brown Goldfarb was paid $49,543 for the October report and focus groups. He said the findings will act as a base for the consulates to work to understand how much Americans understand about Canada and how they feel about their relationship with their northern neighbours.

As an American who has spent a little time in Canada with Canadian relatives, I could have saved these people $50,000: Americans, for the most part, don’t have a clue about Canada, nor do they care.
Apparently, this report makes for some funny reading though:

Canadians should be careful not to appear “boastful” to Americans, who are insecure because of the war in Iraq and admit they are annoyed by northerners showing off the red maple leaf on their luggage when they travel, a recent federal report warns.
. . .
“Some participants expressed a certain amount of annoyance at what is perceived as a systematic attempt by Canadians to make the statement that they are not Americans by sporting the maple leaf,” said the recently released report. “This underscores the American sensitivity at feeling rejected by the rest of the world. . . .”
. . .
The report says even Americans who blame the Bush administration to some extent for the country’s poor relations with the world, do not seem to understand why friendly countries and neighbours such as Canada would want to distance themselves from Americans.

I understand why we are rejected. The world doesn’t like: (1) Bush’s unilateral approach to everything; and (2) an unchecked world superpower.

More Political Endorsements

Howard Dean isn’t the only Democratic candidate receiving endorsements:

A spokeswoman for Senator John Edwards of North Carolina, another early favorite of former President Clinton, took a lighter approach. In an email titled, “Yeah . . . but who is getting the Barkley endorsement?” An Edwards aide, Jennifer Palmieri, noted that basketball star Charles Barkley said in an interview with Jesse Ventura on MSNBC that the North Carolina Democrat is, so far, the only one to “float my boat.”

More German Cannibals?

More from the trial of charged cannibal Armin Meiwes:

Giving evidence in the trial of Armin Meiwes, the 42-year-old computer expert who killed and ate another man, federal investigator Wilfried Fehl yesterday said the gruesome case was not an isolated one.
His officers had discovered a flourishing cannibal scene in Germany, he said, involving middle-class professionals, as well as manual workers. “We are talking about dentists, teachers, cooks, government officials and handymen,” he told the court, during the second day of Mr Meiwes’ trial for murder.
He added: “These are people who come from the middle reaches of society.”

However, authorities have not identified another cannibal victims.
As for Meiwes, he testified that he regrets not getting to know his victim better before stabbing and eating him. And e-mail evidence revealed that Meiwes admitted to a friend that he wanted to find another “victim” soon, because “flesh is everything.”