Stradivarius Violin�s Resonance: Attributable to an Ice Age?

Interesting research with a local angle:

FOR CENTURIES, experts have debated whether special varnishes or wood treatments were the secret to the instruments� rich resonance, which some consider superior to contemporary violins.
Now a tree-ring dating expert at the University of Tennessee and a climatologist at Columbia University offer a new theory � the wood developed special acoustic properties as it was growing because of an extended period of long winters and cool summers.
“It just amazed me that no one had thought of this before,� said Henri Grissino-Mayer. “The relationship between the violins, the trees that they were made from, the climate that existed when the trees grew and how it affected wood density to create a superior tonal quality.”
. . .
Grissino-Mayer at Tennessee and Lloyd Burckle at Columbia suggest a �Little Ice Age� that gripped Europe from the mid-1400s until the mid-1800s slowed tree growth and yielded uncommonly dense Alpine spruce for Antonio Stradivari and other famous 17th-century Italian violinmakers.
The ice age reached its coldest point during a 70-year period from 1645 to 1715 known as the Maunder Minimum, which was named after the 19th-century solar astronomer, E.W. Maunder, who documented a lack of solar activity during the period.
. . .
Grissino-Mayer developed a 500-year chronology, from 1500 to the present, for 16 high-elevation forests of larch, spruce and pine in five countries from western France to southern Germany. He discovered an unprecedented period of slow growth from 1625 to 1720 characterized by compact, narrow tree rings.
“We would suggest that the narrow tree rings that identify the Maunder Minimum in Europe played a role in the enhanced sound quality of instruments produced by the Cremona (Italy) violinmakers,� Grissino-Mayer and Burckle write, noting that �narrow tree rings would not only strengthen the violin but would increase the wood�s density.”

Benefit Extensions Ending

Merry Christmas:

Citing the improving economy, Republicans decided Monday against extending federal unemployment benefits before Congress leaves for the year. Democrats said it would mean a joyless Christmas for tens of thousands of jobless Americans.
“It’s almost inconceivable to me that Republican leaders are poised to play the Grinch again,” said House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi of California.
Democrats raised the benefits issue Monday in a vain effort to block a vote on a $373 billion spending bill for the 2004 budget year, the House’s final major act before it ends this congressional session.
Federal unemployment benefits, which supplement state payments to the jobless, have been extended three times since March 2002. Without legislative action, they will be phased out beginning Dec. 21.

At least the jobless have a nice fat GDP number to plunk in their stockings.

Sample Living Will

If constitutional protections fail, it’s on us to explicitly state that we don’t want politicians meddling with our bodies. Carl Hiaasen helps out by providing a sample model will:

I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, unequivocally declare that in the event of a catastrophic injury, I do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
. . .
Under no circumstances — and I can’t state this too strongly — should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn’t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it.
. . .
2. Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the millions of Floridians who aren’t in a permanent coma.
3. Under no circumstances shall the governor of Florida butt into this case and order my doctors to put a feeding tube down my throat. I don’t care how many fundamentalist votes he’s trying to scrounge for his brother in 2004, it is my wish that he plays politics with someone else’s life and leaves me to die in peace.
4. I couldn’t care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don’t know these people, and I certainly haven’t authorized them to preach and crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own business, too.

Just go read it all.
Via Notes from Atlanta.

New Look for the New Year

Yet one more item on the holiday “to-do” list:

Japan’s cosmetic surgeons are preparing for a holiday rush as patients seek temporary nips and tucks to greet the new year.
The country’s largest clinics say they expect a surge in patients seeking minor procedures.
“We get a lot of patients toward the end of the year because people want to get rid of the things they don’t like about their faces and feel refreshed before moving on to a new year,” said Shin Saito, a spokesman for the nationwide chain Otsuka Academy of Cosmetic and Plastic Surgery. The benefits last for about six months.

I think I’ll pass on that one.

Kerry’s F-Word

Kerry queries:

“When I voted for the war, I voted for what I thought was best for the country. Did I expect Howard Dean to go off to the left and say, `I’m against everything?’ Sure. Did I expect George Bush to f— it up as badly as he did? I don’t think anybody did.”

I know Kerry didn’t have an opportunity to question me when he voted, but I’ve pretty much had low expectations about Bush the whole time.
Of course the White House language police had to respond with their humor:

The expletive drew a rebuke from White House, which suggested an apology might be in order.
“That’s beneath John Kerry,” the president’s chief of staff, Andrew Card, said on CNN’s “Late Edition.”
“I’m very disappointed that he would use that kind of language,” Card said. “I’m hoping that he’s apologizing at least to himself, because that’s not the John Kerry that I know.”

Right.

2003 Weblog Awards Campaign Platform

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